He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ʻaʻole maʻamau ia mau moeʻuhane ʻaʻole wale no ka paramedic (ʻoiai ʻo ia, ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka lā holoʻokoʻa e hoʻopuni ʻia e nā kahu wahine ʻōpio i kēia ʻano). ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo no ka blonde busty, akā moeʻuhane pinepine wau e pili ana i ka moekolohe.